Suicide Dogs

I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wings. I watched a prostitute stab a clown. Out basketball hoop was a ribcage. A ribcage! Some guy with dreads electrocuted my fish. I seen a blind guy bite a police horse. A puppy committed suicide after he saw out bathroom. I one bit into a burrito and there was a child's shoe in it. I seen a hooker eat a tire. A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's. The sewer people stole my skateboard. The projects I live in was named after Zachary Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time. I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo. THEY WERE VERY DRUNK!